Doctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I keep Tolkien all the way through.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m afraid of Father Christmas … Doctor : I think you’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I put up the Christmas decorations I get a sore throat … Doctor : It sounds like you have tinsil-itis.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I look and sound like a pony …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I look and sound like a pony … Doctor : Neigh problem, you’re just a little hoarse.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, last week I fell into an upholstery machine …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, last week I fell into an upholstery machine … Doctor : Oh, are you fully recovered?
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