Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s always got her eye on me.
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Doctor Doctor, every time I act in the theatre I feel like I’m falling through the floor …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I act in the theatre I feel like I’m falling through the floor … Doctor : Don’t worry, it’s just a stage you’re going through.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’m going to the party as Treebeard …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m going to the party as Treebeard … Doctor : That should be Ent-ertaining.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I keep Tolkien all the way through.
Read postDoctor Doctor, when I stand up quickly, I keep seeing Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Pluto …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, when I stand up quickly, I keep seeing Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Pluto … Doctor : How long have you been having these disney spells?
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