Doctor Doctor, I keep seeing spots before my eyes …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep seeing spots before my eyes … Doctor : Have you seen doctors? Patient: No, just spots.
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Doctor Doctor, I keep imagining that I’m an escaped fortune-telling dwarf …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep imagining that I’m an escaped fortune-telling dwarf … Doctor : So, a small medium at large.
Read postDoctor Doctor, every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye … Doctor : Try taking the spoon out first.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I think I need glasses …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I think I need glasses … Storeperson : Yes, so do I. This is a shoe shop.
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Doctor Doctor, I think I need glasses … Yes, I do agree. This is a shoe shop.
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