Food and drink

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I believe I’m a large male cow in a salad bowl … Doctor : Well that’s a load of bull for starters.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck in my ear … Doctor : Don’t worry, I’ve got some cream for that.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I hate my job at the bakery but I just can’t quit … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I kneed the dough.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I had to quit my job at the yeast factory … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: The boss kept trying to get a rise out of me.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t stop my hands shaking … Doctor : Do you drink a lot? Patient: No, I spill most of it!

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