Doctor Doctor, you said I’d be dead in ten. Ten what? Years? Months? …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, you said I’d be dead in ten. Ten what? Years? Months? … Doctor : Ten, nine, eight, …
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell … Doctor : I fear you may have been built upside down.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye … Doctor : Try taking the spoon out first.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I think I’m addicted to brake fluid … Doctor : Don’t be silly. You can stop at any time.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, my hair’s falling out. I need something to keep it in … Doctor : Ok, here’s an old shoe box.
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