Pirate Doctor Doctor, bin got headache, gift me some pills …
Patient: Pirate Doctor Doctor, bin got headache, gift me some pills … Doctor : Sorry, I can’t. Patient: What that be? Doctor : Because the parrots-ate-em-all.
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Patient: Pirate Doctor Doctor, I ain’t learn th’ alphabet Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I be stuck at ‘C’ for months.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, my nose is bleeding …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, my nose is bleeding … Doctor : Did you pick your nose? Patient: No, I was born with it.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I look like a beggar and smell like fish …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I look like a beggar and smell like fish … Doctor : What a poor sole.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I just can’t put a price on this flavour …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I just can’t put a price on this flavour … Doctor : Well, there’s no accounting for taste.
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