Doctor Doctor, I envisioned that today would be Armageddon …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I envisioned that today would be Armageddon … Doctor : Sorry, I have little time today. Come and see me tomorrow.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keeping thinking I’m a toilet … Doctor : Yes, you do look flushed.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog … Doctor : Well, just sit down on the couch and we’ll talk it through. Patient: But I’m not allowed to sit on the couch!
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s always got her eye on me.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I hear that you’re very popular with your patients …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I hear that you’re very popular with your patients … Doctor : Yes, people are dying to come and see me.
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