Doctor Doctor, I’ve swallowed a pen …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve swallowed a pen … Doctor : Well sit down on the desk and write your name.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve been unable to drink my medicine after my bath as you instructed … Doctor : Oh? Why not? Patient: Well after drinking my bath I’ve got no room left for medicine.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, in autumn the trees always harass me … Doctor : Oh, how so? Patient: They just won’t leaf me alone.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains … Doctor : Oh pull yourself together!
Read articleDoctor Doctor, HELP ME RIGHT NOW! I KEEP THINKING I’M A DOG! …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, HELP ME RIGHT NOW! I KEEP THINKING I’M A DOG! … Doctor : Okay, okay! No need to bark at me.
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