Doctor Doctor, that medicine you gave me for my Miley Cyrus obsession is rubbish …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, that medicine you gave me for my Miley Cyrus obsession is rubbish … Doctor : Why? Is it not twerking?
Read postWelcome to our Addiction Jokes category, where humour meets an often serious side of life. Addiction itself is definietly no laughing matter, but sometimes a bit of light-hearted humour can be just what the doctor ordered.
Our collection of doctor doctor jokes about addiction gives you a (hopefully!) funny take on common habits and cravings, just for those moments when you need a break from the seriousness. They’re not meant to offend!
Our jokes are here to bring a smile – so hopefully they’ll bring you a good laugh. From witty quips to playful puns on common vices, we aim to provide you with some positivity for the day. After all, humour is a powerful coping mechanism. So take a moment to enjoy a laugh, because every little helps.
Explore our other categories too – like Phobias or Psychology – for more doctor jokes.
Patient: Doctor Doctor, that medicine you gave me for my Miley Cyrus obsession is rubbish … Doctor : Why? Is it not twerking?
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I’m addicted to visiting different shopping centres … Doctor : There’s no need. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a-mall.
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t stop my hands shaking … Doctor : Do you drink a lot? Patient: No, I spill most of it!
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I think I’m addicted to brake fluid … Doctor : Don’t be silly. You can stop at any time.
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve become a kleptomaniac … Doctor : Have you taken anything for it? Patient: So far a sofa, three TV’s, and a necklace …
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