Doctor Doctor, I look like a beggar and smell like fish …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I look like a beggar and smell like fish … Doctor : What a poor sole.
Read postWelcome to our Animals Jokes category, where our wild side comes to life! Whether you’re a pet or animal lover, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh once in a while, this collection of doctor doctor jokes about animals will hopefully bring a smile to your face.
Furry friends, feathered companions and more, our jokes combine medical humour and animal antics.
It might be easy to imagine your doctor’s office as a zoo (I think I have once or twice!) where every patient is a different creature with their own strange characteristics. The jokes concentrate on animal obsessions, patient’s issue with animals, or just random animal puns. So whether you’re barking with laughter or purring with delight (poor I know!), these jokes will hopefully offer you some laughter relief.
If you’re in the mood for more chuckles, be sure to check out our Pets or ENT categories for even more fun and laughter!
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I look like a beggar and smell like fish … Doctor : What a poor sole.
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t believe I’m a sheep … Doctor : What will it take to Ram it home? Ewe’ll have to believe it eventually.
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, HELP ME RIGHT NOW! I KEEP THINKING I’M A DOG! … Doctor : Okay, okay! No need to bark at me.
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I believe I’m a large male cow in a salad bowl … Doctor : Well that’s a load of bull for starters.
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a snail with no shell … Doctor : Yes, you are acting a little sluggish.
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