Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog … Doctor : Well, just sit down on the couch and we’ll talk it through. Patient: But I’m not allowed to sit on the couch!
Read postWelcome to our Animals Jokes category, where our wild side comes to life! Whether you’re a pet or animal lover, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh once in a while, this collection of doctor doctor jokes about animals will hopefully bring a smile to your face.
Furry friends, feathered companions and more, our jokes combine medical humour and animal antics.
It might be easy to imagine your doctor’s office as a zoo (I think I have once or twice!) where every patient is a different creature with their own strange characteristics. The jokes concentrate on animal obsessions, patient’s issue with animals, or just random animal puns. So whether you’re barking with laughter or purring with delight (poor I know!), these jokes will hopefully offer you some laughter relief.
If you’re in the mood for more chuckles, be sure to check out our Pets or ENT categories for even more fun and laughter!
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog … Doctor : Well, just sit down on the couch and we’ll talk it through. Patient: But I’m not allowed to sit on the couch!
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Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, my wife wants me to go to the fancy dress party as Firenze from Harry Potter, but I refuse … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I don’t want to be the centaur of attention …
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I beleive that I’m a Koala … Doctor : That’s a bit fur-fetched. In fact it’s bearly believeable!
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m that snake from Harry Potter … Doctor : If you’re a snake, how did you walk in to this building? Patient: I don’t walk, I Slytherin …
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