Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a moth …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a moth … Doctor : I’m a doctor, not a psychiatrist. Patient: I know, but I was passing by and your light was on.
Read postWelcome to our Animals Jokes category, where our wild side comes to life! Whether you’re a pet or animal lover, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh once in a while, this collection of doctor doctor jokes about animals will hopefully bring a smile to your face.
Furry friends, feathered companions and more, our jokes combine medical humour and animal antics.
It might be easy to imagine your doctor’s office as a zoo (I think I have once or twice!) where every patient is a different creature with their own strange characteristics. The jokes concentrate on animal obsessions, patient’s issue with animals, or just random animal puns. So whether you’re barking with laughter or purring with delight (poor I know!), these jokes will hopefully offer you some laughter relief.
If you’re in the mood for more chuckles, be sure to check out our Pets or ENT categories for even more fun and laughter!
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a moth … Doctor : I’m a doctor, not a psychiatrist. Patient: I know, but I was passing by and your light was on.
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Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, my teacher keeps talking about hedgehogs … Doctor : Is it a prickly subject?
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a sheep … Doctor : Oh, that’s baaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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