Doctor Doctor, I’m really good at sleeping …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m really good at sleeping … Doctor : How do you figure that? Patient: I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s always got her eye on me.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I can’t stand my job at the drilling site …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t stand my job at the drilling site … Doctor : Why? Is it a boring job?
Read postDoctor Doctor, I keep seeing spots before my eyes …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep seeing spots before my eyes … Doctor : Have you seen doctors? Patient: No, just spots.
Read postDoctor Doctor, every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye … Doctor : Try taking the spoon out first.
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