Doctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I keep Tolkien all the way through.
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Doctor Doctor, when I stand up quickly, I keep seeing Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Pluto …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, when I stand up quickly, I keep seeing Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Pluto … Doctor : How long have you been having these disney spells?
Read postDoctor Doctor, I really didn’t like the end of Braveheart …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I really didn’t like the end of Braveheart … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: It was poorly executed …
Read postDoctor Doctor, I had to leave Erebor, the pollution was terrible …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I had to leave Erebor, the pollution was terrible … Doctor : Perhaps there was too much Smaug.
Read postDoctor Doctor, are you going to see The Return of the King? …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, are you going to see The Return of the King at the cinema? … Doctor : No, I’m afraid all the tickets Ara-gone …
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