Doctor Doctor, I keep having a dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep having a dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda … Doctor : It’s just a fanta-sea
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Doctor Doctor, I’m so happy to be a cake …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m so happy to be a cake … Doctor : What does your wife think about this? Patient: She’s so happy to be a cake too. At our wedding we were in tiers.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I had some serious beef with my wife yesterday …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I had some serious beef with my wife yesterday … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s a vegetarian.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I just can’t put a price on this flavour …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I just can’t put a price on this flavour … Doctor : Well, there’s no accounting for taste.
Read postDoctor Doctor, over the years as a soldier I’ve experienced mustard gas and pepper spray attacks …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, over the years as a soldier I’ve experienced mustard gas and pepper spray attacks … Doctor : Wow, you sound like a seasoned veteran.
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