Doctor Doctor, I’m in a jam …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m in a jam … Doctor : Oh, do you want some butter with it?
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Doctor Doctor, I think I’m turning into an apple …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I think I’m turning into an apple … Doctor : Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll get to the core of it.
Read postDoctor Doctor, all of my friends call me the ‘party mushroom’ …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, all of my friends call me the ‘party mushroom’ … Doctor : Well, you must be a fun-gi.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’ve got a little bit of lettuce sticking out of my bottom …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve got a little bit of lettuce sticking out of my bottom … Doctor : Oh dear, I’m sorry to say it looks like that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
Read postDoctor Doctor, every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye … Doctor : Try taking the spoon out first.
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