Doctor Doctor, I injured myself whilst tap dancing …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I injured myself whilst tap dancing … Doctor : Oh, did you fall in the sink?
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Doctor Doctor, I can’t stand sitting …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t stand sitting … Doctor : No one can.
Read postDoctor Doctor, every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye … Doctor : Try taking the spoon out first.
Read postDoctor Doctor, my wife hit me on the head with a sieve.
Doctor Doctor, my wife hit me on the head with a sieve. Oh, did you strain it?
Read postDoctor Doctor, another doctor said I should put goose fat all over my back …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, another doctor said I should put goose fat all over my back … Doctor : If you do that you’ll go downhill fast.
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