Doctor Doctor, I’ve swallowed a pen …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve swallowed a pen … Doctor : Well sit down on the desk and write your name.
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Doctor Doctor, I decided to have that brain operation after all …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I decided to have that brain operation after all … Doctor : Oh, did you change your mind?
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, A, E, I, O, U, A, E, I, O, U, A, E, I, O, U, A, E, I, O, U, A, E, I, O, U … Doctor : I think you may have irritable vowel syndrome
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve got a little bit of lettuce sticking out of my bottom … Doctor : Oh dear, I’m sorry to say it looks like that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
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Doctor Doctor, what can you give me for wind? … Here, try this kite.
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