Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s always got her eye on me.
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Doctor Doctor, I’m going to the party as Treebeard …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m going to the party as Treebeard … Doctor : That should be Ent-ertaining.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I keep Tolkien all the way through.
Read postDoctor Doctor, We’re really struggling at Gandalf’s factory …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, We’re really struggling at Gandalf’s factory … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: We’re so short-staffed …
Read postDoctor Doctor, I can’t finish my brick model of Rivendell …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t finish my brick model of Rivendell … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I’m Lego-less.
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