Doctor Doctor, I had to leave Erebor, the pollution was terrible …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I had to leave Erebor, the pollution was terrible … Doctor : Perhaps there was too much Smaug.
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Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a deceased Harry Potter character …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a deceased Harry Potter character … Doctor : Are you joking? Patient: No, I’m dead Sirius.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I always forget the most important thing when making pants …
Patient: I always forget the most important thing when making pants … Doctor : Yes, sew it seams.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’m devoid of any emotion …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m devoid of any emotion … Doctor : How do you feel about that?
Read postDoctor Doctor, I keep imagining I’m a giant fortune teller running around in my underpants …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep imagining I’m a giant fortune teller running around in my underpants … Doctor : So, a large medium in smalls.
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