Pirate Doctor Doctor, I ain’t learn th’ alphabet
Patient: Pirate Doctor Doctor, I ain’t learn th’ alphabet Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I be stuck at ‘C’ for months.
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Doctor Doctor, my nose is bleeding …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, my nose is bleeding … Doctor : Did you pick your nose? Patient: No, I was born with it.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I look like a beggar and smell like fish …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I look like a beggar and smell like fish … Doctor : What a poor sole.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I just can’t put a price on this flavour …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I just can’t put a price on this flavour … Doctor : Well, there’s no accounting for taste.
Read postDoctor Doctor, over the years as a soldier I’ve experienced mustard gas and pepper spray attacks …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, over the years as a soldier I’ve experienced mustard gas and pepper spray attacks … Doctor : Wow, you sound like a seasoned veteran.
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