Doctor Doctor, I’ve become a kleptomaniac …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve become a kleptomaniac … Doctor : Have you taken anything for it? Patient: So far a sofa, three TV’s, and a necklace …
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Doctor Doctor, another doctor said I should put goose fat all over my back …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, another doctor said I should put goose fat all over my back … Doctor : If you do that you’ll go downhill fast.
Read postDoctor Doctor, the relationship with my boyfriend who has a wooden leg is over …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, the relationship with my boyfriend who has a wooden leg is over … Doctor : Oh, did you break it off?
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’m really worried about my breathing …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m really worried about my breathing … Doctor : We’ll soon put a stop to that.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I got dropped from the cricket team. They say I’ve got butterfingers …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I got dropped from the cricket team. They say I’ve got butterfingers … Doctor : Don’t worry, it’s not catching.
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