Jokes

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains … Doctor : Oh pull yourself together!

Patient: Doctor Doctor, HELP ME RIGHT NOW! I KEEP THINKING I’M A DOG! … Doctor : Okay, okay! No need to bark at me.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I swallowed a roll of camera film … Doctor : Take these, have a good sleep, and see how it develops.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, everybody thinks I’m a liar … Doctor : Well, I find that a little difficult to believe.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I like wearing a suit and sitting in a tree … Doctor : Are you a branch manager?

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