Doctor Doctor, I feel like an old tree …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like an old tree … Doctor : Don’t cedar to these feelings, it’s pine. To me, you’ll always be evergreen.
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Doctor Doctor, I need a cure for my sleepwalking …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I need a cure for my sleepwalking … Doctor : Try these, sprinkle them on the floor before you go to bed. Patient: Is it a special kind of medicine? Doctor : No, they’re drawing pins.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve swallowed a pen … Doctor : Well sit down on the desk and write your name.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’ve been unable to drink my medicine after my bath as you instructed …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve been unable to drink my medicine after my bath as you instructed … Doctor : Oh? Why not? Patient: Well after drinking my bath I’ve got no room left for medicine.
Read postDoctor Doctor, in autumn the trees always harass me …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, in autumn the trees always harass me … Doctor : Oh, how so? Patient: They just won’t leaf me alone.
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