Phobias

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m afraid of Father Christmas … Doctor : I think you’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m afraid of juggling … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I just don’t have the balls.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can only use the elevator … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I feel the stairs are always up to something …

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m afraid of hurdles … Doctor : Don’t worry, you’ll get over it.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, my teacher keeps talking about hedgehogs … Doctor : Is it a prickly subject?

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