Doctor Doctor, I’ve got amnesia …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve got amnesia … Doctor : When did this begin?
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Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like an old tree … Doctor : Don’t cedar to these feelings, it’s pine. To me, you’ll always be evergreen.
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I need a cure for my sleepwalking … Doctor : Try these, sprinkle them on the floor before you go to bed. Patient: Is it a special kind of medicine? Doctor : No, they’re drawing pins.
Read postPatient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains … Doctor : Oh pull yourself together!
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