Psychology

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m afraid of hurdles … Doctor : Don’t worry, you’ll get over it.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t help thinking I’m a goat … Doctor : How long have you felt like this? Patient: Since I was a kid.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar … Doctor : Don’t worry, you’ll soon change.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, you said I’d be dead in ten. Ten what? Years? Months? … Doctor : Ten, nine, eight, …

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve become a kleptomaniac … Doctor : Have you taken anything for it? Patient: So far a sofa, three TV’s, and a necklace …

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