Psychology

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I believe that I’m the Lord of the Rings … Doctor : I’m sorry, I don’t know what you’re Tolkien about.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I think I’m turning into an apple … Doctor : Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll get to the core of it.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m afraid of hurdles … Doctor : Don’t worry, you’ll get over it.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t help thinking I’m a goat … Doctor : How long have you felt like this? Patient: Since I was a kid.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a caterpillar … Doctor : Don’t worry, you’ll soon change.

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