Doctor Doctor, you said I’d be dead in ten. Ten what? Years? Months? …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, you said I’d be dead in ten. Ten what? Years? Months? … Doctor : Ten, nine, eight, …
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Doctor Doctor, I’ve become a kleptomaniac …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve become a kleptomaniac … Doctor : Have you taken anything for it? Patient: So far a sofa, three TV’s, and a necklace …
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a bell … Doctor : Take these. If you don’t feel better tomorrow, give me a ring …
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I think I’m a dancing composer … Doctor : Wait, I’ll be Back in a Minuet.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I feel like a sheep …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a sheep … Doctor : Oh, that’s baaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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