Doctor Doctor, I’m so happy to be a cake …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m so happy to be a cake … Doctor : What does your wife think about this? Patient: She’s so happy to be a cake too. At our wedding we were in tiers.
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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a muffler …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a muffler … Doctor : Yes, you look exhausted.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I think I’m a whiteboard …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I think I’m a whiteboard … Doctor : That’s re-markable.
Read postPirate Doctor Doctor, I ain’t learn th’ alphabet
Patient: Pirate Doctor Doctor, I ain’t learn th’ alphabet Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I be stuck at ‘C’ for months.
Read postDoctor Doctor, over the years as a soldier I’ve experienced mustard gas and pepper spray attacks …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, over the years as a soldier I’ve experienced mustard gas and pepper spray attacks … Doctor : Wow, you sound like a seasoned veteran.
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