Pirate Doctor Doctor, I ain’t learn th’ alphabet
Patient: Pirate Doctor Doctor, I ain’t learn th’ alphabet Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I be stuck at ‘C’ for months.
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Doctor Doctor, over the years as a soldier I’ve experienced mustard gas and pepper spray attacks …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, over the years as a soldier I’ve experienced mustard gas and pepper spray attacks … Doctor : Wow, you sound like a seasoned veteran.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I lost my job at the fountain pen patenting firm …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I lost my job at the fountain pen patenting firm … Doctor : Oh, why’s that? Patient: They said I was the source of the leaks.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I can’t believe I’m a sheep …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t believe I’m a sheep … Doctor : What will it take to Ram it home? Ewe’ll have to believe it eventually.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards … Doctor : I’ll deal with you later.
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