Puns

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I swallowed a roll of camera film … Doctor : Take these, have a good sleep, and see how it develops.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I like wearing a suit and sitting in a tree … Doctor : Are you a branch manager?

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I hate my job at the bakery but I just can’t quit … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I kneed the dough.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I had to quit my job at the yeast factory … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: The boss kept trying to get a rise out of me.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I put up the Christmas decorations I get a sore throat … Doctor : It sounds like you have tinsil-itis.

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