Doctor Doctor, I look and sound like a pony …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I look and sound like a pony … Doctor : Neigh problem, you’re just a little hoarse.
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Doctor Doctor, I can’t stand my job at the drilling site …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t stand my job at the drilling site … Doctor : Why? Is it a boring job?
Read postDoctor Doctor, will this cream clear up my spots? …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, will this cream clear up my spots? … Doctor : Possibly, but I never make rash promises.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’m help me quick, I’m getting shorter and shorter …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m help me quick, I’m getting shorter and shorter … Doctor : Just wait there and be a little patient.
Read postDoctor Doctor, my wife wants me to go to the fancy dress party as Firenze from Harry Potter, but I refuse …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, my wife wants me to go to the fancy dress party as Firenze from Harry Potter, but I refuse … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I don’t want to be the centaur of attention …
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