Doctor Doctor, I’m help me quick, I’m getting shorter and shorter …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m help me quick, I’m getting shorter and shorter … Doctor : Just wait there and be a little patient.
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Doctor Doctor, my wife wants me to go to the fancy dress party as Firenze from Harry Potter, but I refuse …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, my wife wants me to go to the fancy dress party as Firenze from Harry Potter, but I refuse … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I don’t want to be the centaur of attention …
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m afraid of juggling … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I just don’t have the balls.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I always forget the most important thing when making pants …
Patient: I always forget the most important thing when making pants … Doctor : Yes, sew it seams.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I keep comparing things with something else …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep comparing things with something else … Doctor : Don’t worry, it’s only analogy.
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