Doctor Doctor, everybody thinks I’m a liar …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, everybody thinks I’m a liar … Doctor : Well, I find that a little difficult to believe.
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Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s always got her eye on me.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I think I’m the god of love …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I think I’m the god of love … Doctor : Oh stop being so cupid!
Read postDoctor Doctor, all of my friends call me the ‘party mushroom’ …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, all of my friends call me the ‘party mushroom’ … Doctor : Well, you must be a fun-gi.
Read postDoctor Doctor, All of my relationships with unemployed people have failed …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, All of my relationships with unemployed people have failed … Doctor : What, have none of them worked?
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