Doctor Doctor, I’m so happy to be a cake …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m so happy to be a cake … Doctor : What does your wife think about this? Patient: She’s so happy to be a cake too. At our wedding we were in tiers.
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Doctor Doctor, I had some serious beef with my wife yesterday …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I had some serious beef with my wife yesterday … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s a vegetarian.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I wish I had a dollar for every time a girl has said I’m unattractive …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I wish I had a dollar for every time a girl has said I’m unattractive … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: Because then I’d be attractive.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, everybody thinks I’m a liar … Doctor : Well, I find that a little difficult to believe.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s always got her eye on me.
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