Doctor Doctor, I always forget the most important thing when making pants …
Patient: I always forget the most important thing when making pants … Doctor : Yes, sew it seams.
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Doctor Doctor, I can only use the elevator …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can only use the elevator … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I feel the stairs are always up to something …
Read postDoctor Doctor, are you going to see The Return of the King? …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, are you going to see The Return of the King at the cinema? … Doctor : No, I’m afraid all the tickets Ara-gone …
Read postDoctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m that snake from Harry Potter …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m that snake from Harry Potter … Doctor : If you’re a snake, how did you walk in to this building? Patient: I don’t walk, I Slytherin …
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I believe I’m a Harry Potter character … Doctor : Are you Sirius?
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