Doctor Doctor, I’m really good at sleeping …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m really good at sleeping … Doctor : How do you figure that? Patient: I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Pirate Doctor Doctor, bin got headache, gift me some pills …
Patient: Pirate Doctor Doctor, bin got headache, gift me some pills … Doctor : Sorry, I can’t. Patient: What that be? Doctor : Because the parrots-ate-em-all.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, my nose is bleeding … Doctor : Did you pick your nose? Patient: No, I was born with it.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I just can’t put a price on this flavour …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I just can’t put a price on this flavour … Doctor : Well, there’s no accounting for taste.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’m being taken to court by some atoms …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m being taken to court by some atoms … Doctor : Don’t worry, most judges know that they make up everything.
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