Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains … Doctor : Oh pull yourself together!
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Doctor Doctor, HELP ME RIGHT NOW! I KEEP THINKING I’M A DOG! …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, HELP ME RIGHT NOW! I KEEP THINKING I’M A DOG! … Doctor : Okay, okay! No need to bark at me.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I believe I’m a large male cow in a salad bowl …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I believe I’m a large male cow in a salad bowl … Doctor : Well that’s a load of bull for starters.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I want a second opinion …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I want a second opinion … Doctor : OK, come back tomorrow.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I really disliked the idea of having a beard …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I really disliked the idea of having a beard … Doctor : But you have a beard now? Patient: Yes, it gradually grew on me.
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