Doctor Doctor, I can’t believe I’m a sheep …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t believe I’m a sheep … Doctor : What will it take to Ram it home? Ewe’ll have to believe it eventually.
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Doctor Doctor, how do I stop my nose running? …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, how do I stop my nose running? … Doctor : Stick your foot out and trip it up.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I feel like an old tree …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like an old tree … Doctor : Don’t cedar to these feelings, it’s pine. To me, you’ll always be evergreen.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’ve been unable to drink my medicine after my bath as you instructed …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve been unable to drink my medicine after my bath as you instructed … Doctor : Oh? Why not? Patient: Well after drinking my bath I’ve got no room left for medicine.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains … Doctor : Oh pull yourself together!
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