Doctor Doctor, I feel like a snail with no shell …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a snail with no shell … Doctor : Yes, you are acting a little sluggish.
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Doctor Doctor, I’m suffering from insomnia …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m suffering from insomnia … Doctor : Try sleeping right on the edge of the mattress. You’ll soon drop off.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I feel like my brain’s exploding …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like my brain’s exploding … Doctor : Don’t worry, it’s all in your head.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I keeping thinking I’m a toilet …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keeping thinking I’m a toilet … Doctor : Yes, you do look flushed.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I hear that you’re very popular with your patients …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I hear that you’re very popular with your patients … Doctor : Yes, people are dying to come and see me.
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