Doctor Doctor, I’m addicted to visiting different shopping centres …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m addicted to visiting different shopping centres … Doctor : There’s no need. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a-mall.
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Doctor Doctor, my wife wants me to go to the fancy dress party as Firenze from Harry Potter, but I refuse …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, my wife wants me to go to the fancy dress party as Firenze from Harry Potter, but I refuse … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I don’t want to be the centaur of attention …
Read postDoctor Doctor, I can’t seem to find my way into the Harry Potter gym …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t seem to find my way into the Harry Potter gym … Doctor : Have you tried the Dumbelldoor?
Read postDoctor Doctor, I really didn’t like the end of Braveheart …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I really didn’t like the end of Braveheart … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: It was poorly executed …
Read postDoctor Doctor, I believe that I’m a koala …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I beleive that I’m a Koala … Doctor : That’s a bit fur-fetched. In fact it’s bearly believeable!
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