Word play

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I beleive that I’m a Koala … Doctor : That’s a bit fur-fetched. In fact it’s bearly believeable!

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I swallowed my pocket money … Doctor : Take this and we’ll see if there’s any change in the morning.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t stop my hands shaking … Doctor : Do you drink a lot? Patient: No, I spill most of it!

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I had to leave Erebor, the pollution was terrible … Doctor : Perhaps there was too much Smaug.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a deceased Harry Potter character … Doctor : Are you joking? Patient: No, I’m dead Sirius.

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