Work related

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I lost my job at the fountain pen patenting firm … Doctor : Oh, why’s that? Patient: They said I was the source of the leaks.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I like wearing a suit and sitting in a tree … Doctor : Are you a branch manager?

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I hate my job at the bakery but I just can’t quit … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I kneed the dough.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I had to quit my job at the yeast factory … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: The boss kept trying to get a rise out of me.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, last week I fell into an upholstery machine … Doctor : Oh, are you fully recovered?

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