Doctor Doctor, I slept like a log last night …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I slept like a log last night … Doctor : So why did you come to see me? Patient: I woke up in the fireplace.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I keep having a dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep having a dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda … Doctor : It’s just a fanta-sea
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I’m so happy to be a cake …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m so happy to be a cake … Doctor : What does your wife think about this? Patient: She’s so happy to be a cake too. At our wedding we were in tiers.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I feel like a muffler …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a muffler … Doctor : Yes, you look exhausted.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I had some serious beef with my wife yesterday …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I had some serious beef with my wife yesterday … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s a vegetarian.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I think I’m a whiteboard …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I think I’m a whiteboard … Doctor : That’s re-markable.
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