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Patient: Doctor Doctor, that medicine for skepticism actually works … Doctor : Really? Are you sure?
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I wish I had a dollar for every time a girl has said I’m unattractive … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: Because then I’d be attractive.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I think I’m Dracula … Doctor : Oh, not you again! You’re a real pain in the neck!
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m really good at sleeping … Doctor : How do you figure that? Patient: I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Patient: Pirate Doctor Doctor, bin got headache, gift me some pills … Doctor : Sorry, I can’t. Patient: What that be? Doctor : Because the parrots-ate-em-all.
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