Doctor Doctor, I can only use the elevator …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can only use the elevator … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I feel the stairs are always up to something …
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep imagining that I’m an escaped fortune-telling dwarf … Doctor : So, a small medium at large.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I have water on the brain. What do you recommend? Doctor : A tap on the head.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, are you going to see The Return of the King at the cinema? … Doctor : No, I’m afraid all the tickets Ara-gone …
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a carrot … Doctor : Don’t get yourself in a stew.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory … Doctor : When did this first happen? Patient: When did what first happen?
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