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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m being taken to court by some atoms … Doctor : Don’t worry, most judges know that they make up everything.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I lost my job at the fountain pen patenting firm … Doctor : Oh, why’s that? Patient: They said I was the source of the leaks.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t believe I’m a sheep … Doctor : What will it take to Ram it home? Ewe’ll have to believe it eventually.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve got amnesia … Doctor : When did this begin?

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards … Doctor : I’ll deal with you later.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, how do I stop my nose running? … Doctor : Stick your foot out and trip it up.

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