Doctor Doctor, I can’t believe I’m a sheep …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t believe I’m a sheep … Doctor : What will it take to Ram it home? Ewe’ll have to believe it eventually.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve got amnesia … Doctor : When did this begin?
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards … Doctor : I’ll deal with you later.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, how do I stop my nose running? … Doctor : Stick your foot out and trip it up.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like an old tree … Doctor : Don’t cedar to these feelings, it’s pine. To me, you’ll always be evergreen.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I need a cure for my sleepwalking … Doctor : Try these, sprinkle them on the floor before you go to bed. Patient: Is it a special kind of medicine? Doctor : No, they’re drawing pins.
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