Doctor Doctor, I swallowed a roll of camera film …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I swallowed a roll of camera film … Doctor : Take these, have a good sleep, and see how it develops.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, everybody thinks I’m a liar … Doctor : Well, I find that a little difficult to believe.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I like wearing a suit and sitting in a tree …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I like wearing a suit and sitting in a tree … Doctor : Are you a branch manager?
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I believe I’m a large male cow in a salad bowl … Doctor : Well that’s a load of bull for starters.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I want a second opinion … Doctor : OK, come back tomorrow.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I really disliked the idea of having a beard …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I really disliked the idea of having a beard … Doctor : But you have a beard now? Patient: Yes, it gradually grew on me.
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