Doctor Doctor, I believe I’m a large male cow in a salad bowl …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I believe I’m a large male cow in a salad bowl … Doctor : Well that’s a load of bull for starters.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I want a second opinion … Doctor : OK, come back tomorrow.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I really disliked the idea of having a beard …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I really disliked the idea of having a beard … Doctor : But you have a beard now? Patient: Yes, it gradually grew on me.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I heard that exercise kills germs. Is that true? … Doctor : Possibly, but how do you get the germs to exercise?
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I feel like a snail with no shell …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a snail with no shell … Doctor : Yes, you are acting a little sluggish.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m suffering from insomnia … Doctor : Try sleeping right on the edge of the mattress. You’ll soon drop off.
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