Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s always got her eye on me.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I hear that you’re very popular with your patients … Doctor : Yes, people are dying to come and see me.
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Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck in my ear … Doctor : Don’t worry, I’ve got some cream for that.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, every time I act in the theatre I feel like I’m falling through the floor …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I act in the theatre I feel like I’m falling through the floor … Doctor : Don’t worry, it’s just a stage you’re going through.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I’m going to the party as Treebeard …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m going to the party as Treebeard … Doctor : That should be Ent-ertaining.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I hate my job at the bakery but I just can’t quit …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I hate my job at the bakery but I just can’t quit … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I kneed the dough.
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