Doctor Doctor, I hate my job at the bakery but I just can’t quit …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I hate my job at the bakery but I just can’t quit … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I kneed the dough.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I had to quit my job at the yeast factory …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I had to quit my job at the yeast factory … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: The boss kept trying to get a rise out of me.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I keep Tolkien all the way through.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I’m afraid of Father Christmas …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m afraid of Father Christmas … Doctor : I think you’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, every time I put up the Christmas decorations I get a sore throat …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I put up the Christmas decorations I get a sore throat … Doctor : It sounds like you have tinsil-itis.
Read articleDoctor Doctor, I look and sound like a pony …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I look and sound like a pony … Doctor : Neigh problem, you’re just a little hoarse.
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