Doctor Doctor, I’m suffering from insomnia …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m suffering from insomnia … Doctor : Try sleeping right on the edge of the mattress. You’ll soon drop off.
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Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking my wife is Sauron … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: She’s always got her eye on me.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’m going to the party as Treebeard …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m going to the party as Treebeard … Doctor : That should be Ent-ertaining.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I keep Tolkien all the way through.
Read postDoctor Doctor, are you going to see The Return of the King? …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, are you going to see The Return of the King at the cinema? … Doctor : No, I’m afraid all the tickets Ara-gone …
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