Doctor Doctor, every time I put up the Christmas decorations I get a sore throat …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I put up the Christmas decorations I get a sore throat … Doctor : It sounds like you have tinsil-itis.
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Doctor Doctor, I look and sound like a pony …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I look and sound like a pony … Doctor : Neigh problem, you’re just a little hoarse.
Read postDoctor Doctor, last week I fell into an upholstery machine …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, last week I fell into an upholstery machine … Doctor : Oh, are you fully recovered?
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in two places …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in two places … Doctor : Well, I wouldn’t go back to either of those places if I were you.
Read postDoctor Doctor, We’re really struggling at Gandalf’s factory …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, We’re really struggling at Gandalf’s factory … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: We’re so short-staffed …
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