Doctor Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck in my ear …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck in my ear … Doctor : Don’t worry, I’ve got some cream for that.
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Doctor Doctor, every time I act in the theatre I feel like I’m falling through the floor …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, every time I act in the theatre I feel like I’m falling through the floor … Doctor : Don’t worry, it’s just a stage you’re going through.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’m going to the party as Treebeard …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m going to the party as Treebeard … Doctor : That should be Ent-ertaining.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I always get thrown out of screenings of Lord of the Rings … Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I keep Tolkien all the way through.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I’m afraid of Father Christmas …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’m afraid of Father Christmas … Doctor : I think you’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
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