animals

Patient: Doctor Doctor, HELP ME RIGHT NOW! I KEEP THINKING I’M A DOG! … Doctor : Okay, okay! No need to bark at me.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I look and sound like a pony … Doctor : Neigh problem, you’re just a little hoarse.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I beleive that I’m a Koala … Doctor : That’s a bit fur-fetched. In fact it’s bearly believeable!

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t help thinking I’m a goat … Doctor : How long have you felt like this? Patient: Since I was a kid.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, my teacher keeps talking about hedgehogs … Doctor : Is it a prickly subject?

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