Doctor Doctor, last week I fell into an upholstery machine …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, last week I fell into an upholstery machine … Doctor : Oh, are you fully recovered?
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Doctor Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in two places …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in two places … Doctor : Well, I wouldn’t go back to either of those places if I were you.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I have water on the brain. What do you recommend? …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I have water on the brain. What do you recommend? Doctor : A tap on the head.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I injured myself whilst tap dancing …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I injured myself whilst tap dancing … Doctor : Oh, did you fall in the sink?
Read postDoctor Doctor, I can’t stand sitting …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I can’t stand sitting … Doctor : No one can.
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