Doctor Doctor, I feel like a muffler …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a muffler … Doctor : Yes, you look exhausted.
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Pirate Doctor Doctor, I ain’t learn th’ alphabet
Patient: Pirate Doctor Doctor, I ain’t learn th’ alphabet Doctor : Why’s that? Patient: I be stuck at ‘C’ for months.
Read postDoctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards … Doctor : I’ll deal with you later.
Read postDoctor Doctor, in autumn the trees always harass me …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, in autumn the trees always harass me … Doctor : Oh, how so? Patient: They just won’t leaf me alone.
Read postDoctor Doctor, will this cream clear up my spots? …
Patient: Doctor Doctor, will this cream clear up my spots? … Doctor : Possibly, but I never make rash promises.
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